{"product_id":"12-days-of-holiday-bullshit-bucket","title":"12 Days of Holiday Bullshit - Collectible Boozy Cake Bucket","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Days of Holiday Bullshit 🎄\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**PREORDER-DOES NOT SHIP UNTIL DECEMBER 1st!**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Days. 12 Boozy Cakes. Zero Holiday Patience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like family drama, questionable gift choices, Mariah Carey on repeat, and a little liquor to get you through it all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Days of Holiday Bullshit Bucket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the ultimate holiday survival kit for anyone who’s already over the festivities before they’ve even started.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget boring gift baskets and fruitcakes nobody asked for. We’ve packed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 delicious mini liquor cakes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e into one ridiculously fun, custom-designed collectible holiday bucket that’s guaranteed to get some laughs (and maybe a few dirty looks from Grandma).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s Inside This Bucket of Holiday Survival?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Mini Liquor Cake Jars (4 oz each)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Individually packaged, made-from-scratch cakes layered with our signature Italian buttercream and infused with real liquor. Each mini is a perfectly portioned little dose of holiday happiness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 Exclusive Holiday Flavors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Festive, indulgent, limited-edition creations made especially for the season.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥃 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 OG Fan Favorites\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Because some classics are just too damn good to leave behind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪣 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Badass Collectible Holiday Bucket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Custom-designed with our signature sass, hilarious holiday sayings, and enough personality to make it a gift all by itself!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Bucket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re shopping for your bestie, your favorite coworker, the family member who shares your twisted sense of humor, or yourself (because you’ve earned it), this bucket delivers the perfect combination of sweet, sassy, and boozy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd unlike another candle or pair of fuzzy socks, this is one holiday gift people will actually remember.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Boozy Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 individual 4 oz mini liquor cake jars\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 exclusive holiday flavors + 4 OG classics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3% ABV in every jar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from scratch in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo refrigeration required while unopened\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShelf stable for up to 90 days unopened\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFreezer friendly for up to one year\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest enjoyed at room temperature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresented in our exclusive collectible holiday bucket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited Edition. Maximum Holiday Bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a special holiday release, and once these buckets are gone, they’re gone!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$122.50 for the entire bucket of boozy holiday survival.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo grab the spoons, embrace the chaos, and remember…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFUCK IT. HAVE CAKE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎅🥄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003e*Sorry not sorry, kids. 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