{"product_id":"the-dysfunctional-family-dinner-bundle","title":"The Dysfunctional Family Dinner Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dysfunctional Family Dinner Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nothing says Thanksgiving like family, food, awkward questions, and enough booze to make it through dessert.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSkip bringing another boring pie. We packed 8 boozy fall favorites into one bundle made for surviving the family dinner, dodging unsolicited life advice, and becoming everyone’s favorite relative.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere’s what we’re bringing to the dysfunctional family dinner:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eHazelnut Latte\u003c\/strong\u003e: Vanilla cake infused with dark rum, rich espresso, and nutty hazelnut. Smooth, bold, and just the right amount of boozy. Basically, your favorite coffeehouse order with a little bad influence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ \u003cb\u003eCinnamon Latte\u003c\/b\u003e: Vanilla cake infused with smooth vodka, rich espresso, and warm cinnamon. Sweet, cozy, and perfectly spiced. Like your morning latte, but this one definitely isn't approved by HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥧 \u003cstrong\u003eButter Pecan\u003c\/strong\u003e: Rich, buttery cake infused with smooth rum, loaded with toasted pecans, and finished with a hint of whiskey. Sweet, nutty, boozy, and absolutely worth fighting over the last bite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥕 \u003cstrong\u003eCarrot Cake\u003c\/strong\u003e: Grandma’s classic got into the liquor cabinet. Freshly grated carrots, pineapple, warm spices, Spiced Rum, and our signature Italian buttercream make this one dangerously good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍫 \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Bottom Pecan Pie\u003c\/strong\u003e: Rich chocolate cake meets gooey pecan pie, pecan whiskey, crunchy pecans, and a rum-kissed sweetness. Pecan pie’s cooler, slightly unhinged cousin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎃 \u003cstrong\u003ePumpkin Pie\u003c\/strong\u003e: Classic spiced pumpkin infused with Fireball Whiskey for an extra kick of cinnamon warmth. The turkey had its moment. This is the real reason we showed up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥂 \u003cstrong\u003eCranberry Mimosa\u003c\/strong\u003e: Light vanilla cake infused with champagne and cranberry vodka for a sweet, tart, bubbly bite. Because brunch drinks absolutely belong at Thanksgiving dinner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❤️ \u003cstrong\u003eRed Velvet Cheesecake\u003c\/strong\u003e: Decadent red velvet spiked with smooth vodka, layered with cheesecake flavor, and finished with our signature Italian buttercream. Rich, creamy, dramatic — just like somebody at your Thanksgiving table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEight jars. Eight flavors. One very effective coping mechanism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrab the entire Dysfunctional Family Dinner collection for just $95.48 (a 25% discount off the original price of $127.60).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring it to dinner. Hide it from your relatives. We don’t judge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSorry not sorry, kids. You must be 21+ to enjoy a liquor cake jar.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lulu Liquor Cakes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67628530565362,"sku":null,"price":95.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/7759\/5556\/files\/IMG-0956.png?v=1792423604","url":"https:\/\/lululiquorcakes.com\/products\/the-dysfunctional-family-dinner-bundle","provider":"Lulu Liquor Cakes LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}