12 Days of Holiday Bullshit - Collectible Boozy Cake Bucket

12 Days of Holiday Bullshit 🎄**PREORDER-DOES NOT SHIP UNTIL DECEMBER 1st!**

12 Days. 12 Boozy Cakes. Zero Holiday Patience.

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like family drama, questionable gift choices, Mariah Carey on repeat, and a little liquor to get you through it all.

Introducing our 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit Bucket — the ultimate holiday survival kit for anyone who’s already over the festivities before they’ve even started.

Forget boring gift baskets and fruitcakes nobody asked for. We’ve packed 12 delicious mini liquor cakes into one ridiculously fun, custom-designed collectible holiday bucket that’s guaranteed to get some laughs (and maybe a few dirty looks from Grandma).

What’s Inside This Bucket of Holiday Survival?

🎄 12 Mini Liquor Cake Jars (4 oz each) – Individually packaged, made-from-scratch cakes layered with our signature Italian buttercream and infused with real liquor. Each mini is a perfectly portioned little dose of holiday happiness.

🎁 8 Exclusive Holiday Flavors – Festive, indulgent, limited-edition creations made especially for the season.

🥃 4 OG Fan Favorites – Because some classics are just too damn good to leave behind.

🪣 One Badass Collectible Holiday Bucket – Custom-designed with our signature sass, hilarious holiday sayings, and enough personality to make it a gift all by itself!

Why You’ll Love This Bucket

Whether you’re shopping for your bestie, your favorite coworker, the family member who shares your twisted sense of humor, or yourself (because you’ve earned it), this bucket delivers the perfect combination of sweet, sassy, and boozy.

And unlike another candle or pair of fuzzy socks, this is one holiday gift people will actually remember.

The Boozy Details

• 12 individual 4 oz mini liquor cake jars
• 8 exclusive holiday flavors + 4 OG classics
• 3% ABV in every jar
• Made from scratch in small batches
• No refrigeration required while unopened
• Shelf stable for up to 90 days unopened
• Freezer friendly for up to one year
• Best enjoyed at room temperature
• Presented in our exclusive collectible holiday bucket

Limited Edition. Maximum Holiday Bullshit.

This is a special holiday release, and once these buckets are gone, they’re gone!

$122.50 for the entire bucket of boozy holiday survival.

So grab the spoons, embrace the chaos, and remember…

FUCK IT. HAVE CAKE. 🎅🥄

*Sorry not sorry, kids. You must be 21+ to enjoy a liquor cake jar.