The Dysfunctional Family Dinner Bundle

The Dysfunctional Family Dinner Bundle

Because nothing says Thanksgiving like family, food, awkward questions, and enough booze to make it through dessert.

Skip bringing another boring pie. We packed 8 boozy fall favorites into one bundle made for surviving the family dinner, dodging unsolicited life advice, and becoming everyone’s favorite relative.

Here’s what we’re bringing to the dysfunctional family dinner:

☕ Hazelnut Latte: Vanilla cake infused with dark rum, rich espresso, and nutty hazelnut. Smooth, bold, and just the right amount of boozy. Basically, your favorite coffeehouse order with a little bad influence.

☕ Cinnamon Latte: Vanilla cake infused with smooth vodka, rich espresso, and warm cinnamon. Sweet, cozy, and perfectly spiced. Like your morning latte, but this one definitely isn't approved by HR.

🥧 Butter Pecan: Rich, buttery cake infused with smooth rum, loaded with toasted pecans, and finished with a hint of whiskey. Sweet, nutty, boozy, and absolutely worth fighting over the last bite.

🥕 Carrot Cake: Grandma’s classic got into the liquor cabinet. Freshly grated carrots, pineapple, warm spices, Spiced Rum, and our signature Italian buttercream make this one dangerously good.

🍫 Black Bottom Pecan Pie: Rich chocolate cake meets gooey pecan pie, pecan whiskey, crunchy pecans, and a rum-kissed sweetness. Pecan pie’s cooler, slightly unhinged cousin.

🎃 Pumpkin Pie: Classic spiced pumpkin infused with Fireball Whiskey for an extra kick of cinnamon warmth. The turkey had its moment. This is the real reason we showed up.

🥂 Cranberry Mimosa: Light vanilla cake infused with champagne and cranberry vodka for a sweet, tart, bubbly bite. Because brunch drinks absolutely belong at Thanksgiving dinner.

❤️ Red Velvet Cheesecake: Decadent red velvet spiked with smooth vodka, layered with cheesecake flavor, and finished with our signature Italian buttercream. Rich, creamy, dramatic — just like somebody at your Thanksgiving table.

Eight jars. Eight flavors. One very effective coping mechanism.

Grab the entire Dysfunctional Family Dinner collection for just $95.48 (a 25% discount off the original price of $127.60).

Bring it to dinner. Hide it from your relatives. We don’t judge.

Sorry not sorry, kids. You must be 21+ to enjoy a liquor cake jar.